people who make me violently ill

My therapist told me I should have some sort of outlet. After I realized he wasn't telling me to pop by Ross I gave it some thought. Hence, I have decided to resurrect my blog. This time I hope to keep it going for more than 1 week as I am now medicated for the attention problem, I think.

I'd like to commence things with a short and very incomplete list of people who make me violently ill.

1) People who come to work sick. You are not a hero. You are not getting a raise because you decided to infect 30 people with your disease. What you're going to get is blasted by a fire extinguisher down the back stair well and out onto the street. If I'm on uppers you could possibly also get hit in the head with a half empty box of Kleenex.

2) People who use speaker phone in public spaces. Your life isn't that interesting, trust me. This I could tell prior to even hearing your phone conversation.

3) People who reheat seafood at work. I can tell by your pore grease you routinely visit red lobster. In any event - I would rather not have my workplace smell like a seafood shanty.

4) People who walk with extremely heavy feet. During my afternoon power nap I shouldn't be awakened to suddenly feel like I'm in WWII Nazi Germany. Ditch the clogs or lose a couple lbs.

5)People (especially extremely large ones) that take the elevator ONE floor. Use the stairs, please do not bore me with excuses of bad knees, asthma, and back pain - you're fat.

More to come.